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As everyone can tell, the downtime for our favourite blog host has just occured. Cause of downtime is of course unknown, it's top secret (Blogdrive will have to kill you(in secret) if you figure it out the secret, it's bad for publicity)
There has been a HUGE, I mean it HUGE voice of anger in the Blogdrive forum. And not a single response from Blogdrive themselves.
The frequency of downtime is occuring more and more frequent compared to a few years back. Here are some of the most popular reasons given by Blogdrive whenever there's a down time:
1) Hurricane, this is an annual event and it doesn't just occur once a year but several. Whenever lighting strike, when the storms are strong, one of the internet router will *boom* and so there goes the 30,000 other Blogdrive blogs. This is far worst than a woman's PMS.
2) Upgrading server (or software), I'm not sure what its updating really. Whenever it say upgrading server, I hardly ever see any new features that comes with it either. Well, maybe sometimes (like the comment spam protection) although the down time could be of entirely different reason.
3) DoS attacks. Oooh... I absolutely hate it when these hackers have nothing better to do and choose to launch an attack on Blogdrive. Come on, why would anybody want to harm Blogdrive, there's 30 thousand innocent souls at stake. Say no to War on Iraq!
4) Spammer steals bandwidth. Yeah, these dirty bastard who are trying to make a quick buck on pharmaceutical products and pornography "steal" bandwidth. How? Erm... I don't know... I just know that it caused down time here on Blogdrive. (oh, really?)
5) Seige's Fault. It's all my fault. I didn't meant it. I didn't want anybody to get hurt but because the toilet isn't working I had to find an alternative target to satisfy my "nature calls". All this downtime is caused by waiting for the server drying up and for the toilet pump to be fixed. Disaster eh?
(In case you haven't realise, number five is totally made up and I've never actually seen the server before. Accept for a sexy picture of it here.)
Oh, and don't ask me why on earth update.blogdrive.com wasn't updated with any news about the downtime. All I know is that if you found out why Blogdrive was down, you'd better watch out because you might be murdered in a tragic death where all your body parts are broken into pieces and thrown into the river with no trace at all.
What was I on again? Right, WHY wasn't update.blogdrive.com UPDATED?
Tags: blogdrive, server, forum, downtime,
Google Trends plots how popular a search term is over time. Basically, how many times people type into Google to look for such information. So, the previous entry shows you the search volume over the last two years and where those searches comes from.
Google Trends can also show you the comparison between two search terms. Such as: Blogdrive, Blogspot.
skype, msn messenger, google talk, icq, yahoo messenger
What about Love and hate?
What about sex, porn, nude, naked?
What about boys and girls?
What about Brad pitt, orlando bloom and johnny depp?
This google trend thing is really addictive.... it really is!
(warning: self bragging entry)
I'm a very lucky guy I must admit. Everytime I go out, either clubbing (everyday for the last eight days), drinking, site seeing, I'm always surrounded by gorgeous girls friends and every dude around would just be watching me with admiring eyes.
They'll ask, "What's this guy have that I don't have? He is just so regular. Short. Skinny. No money. Dance like a stripper. He must be gay. Girls love gays."
Yeah, I'm just a regular guy. Wrong. HAHA (But I'm not gay)
You see, these are my friends. Although they are girls. Gorgeous. Eye catching. Sexy. Smart. Intelligent. They are nonetheless, my friends. Some of them are even my closest friends.
There was AG, FG, TG that I mentioned before, then there's AG2, GG (german), GG2, GG3, GG4, GG5... (wait, was there really so many German girls?), MG (mexican), MG2, FG2, FG3... (ooo...) I feel sorry for the Mancunian Slappers.
Anyway, it doesn't matter how many girlfriends I have. I'm not happy at all. None of them are my partner. None of them like a romantic relationship with me. None of them feel sexually attracted to me.
We do flirt but flirting is just a game. It's just for fun and there's really no lead into where it is going. Sigh...
It's not that I want more. It's just that I started to feeling lonely.
Then again, it's better to stay friends than being in a relationship. I get more (girls), for less (commitment). Besides, we care for each other like good friends do. Isn't that supposed to be good?
Tags: Girls, Austrian, French, German, Taiwan, Mexican,
I receive a termendous amount of hits for this page: Tila Nguyen - but I have no idea who is she? And most of all why is she so popular that she brings so much traffic?
Anyway, over there at wikipedia they explained:
Tila Nguyen (born October 24, 1981 in Singapore), better known as Tila Tequila or simply Tila, is a Vietnamese American glamour model and singer who is most notable by her appearances in automotive import magazines and films, as well as her impact on the MySpace community. She currently resides in Los Angeles. Ooo la la! Well, what can I say?  
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